Starbucks trying to make me gay and destroy my heritage
"Ya can i get a grande latte?"
"Yes sir, you sure you want a regular latte? wouldnt you like caramel on that or sprinkles or.."
"Dude im soft in the mornings i cant stomach espressos first thing when i wake up. I like a lil frothed milk in my espresso. Im soft yes but im not gay. Do i look like a fat american broad to you ???"
Nov-23-2014 20:56
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Re: Starbucks trying to make me gay and destroy my heritage
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Dude im soft in the mornings
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Nov-23-2014 21:09
kyl33
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Jun 2013
Location: Chicago, USA
Well, to be fair, your simple and basic order is very RARE there. They deal with coffee snobs that order a "nonfat decaf grande caramel mocha, no cream, 3 packs of Splenda" and if they mess it up, the customers get all bitchy. A "grande latte" could mean anything.
- the Starbucks enthusiast
Nov-23-2014 21:23
wienerschnitzel
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: out west
The sweetest drink I can have is a Chai latte- and sometimes even that's too sweet. White girl fail.
Nov-23-2014 22:25
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
I hate ppl who order those stupid ass concoctions. Thats not a coffee thats a meal. And your stupid order takes 15 mins to make and starts taking over my time because i have to wait around for your heart attack in a cup.
I like europe coffee bars everywhere and its all illy espresso. The way it should be. Starbucks made a mockery out of my heritage
Nov-23-2014 23:30
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
Stick to Tim Hortons.
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The only hard feelings should be in your pants
Nov-23-2014 23:35
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
Real coffee snobs would never order those ridiculous concoctions.
