Ok, tried to post this one earlier but the linkw as dead cause I could not "directly" link to the page as there was porn on it. This one is the REAL shit:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/alqaeda.html
PRAISE ALLAH

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Hey E*Master!

...if we keep giving laughs out for free, peeps are gonna become laugh sluts, hooked hard on the good free shit. Next thing ya know, we're all outta the tasty jokes, and these giggle junkies start bangin on your door, threatening your granny, playing with your dog's balls, doin the hokey-pokey with your jack-o-lantern, starting a HanSolo fan club, or maybe calling your mother a Yummy Mummy one time to many..know what I'm saying? me neither.

BUT, the point remains the same. There's this over-saturated market out there, bloated to the max, sick of Britney's tits, yearning for good times and fat ass. Know what I mean Billie Jean? neat.

So, quit playing games with my heart.
Get Busy.
..and by Busy, I mean that ugly fro girl from Ready or Not.

I'm drunk.

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Applaud, stand up and applaud for the love of Allah, I guess, give sooper the freakin comedic respect he deserves,

That was some funny ass reading,

except for the part about hansolo fan club, start that and start it now!

Plus Busy was hot if you were drunk, its 4 in the am and scrambled porn just was not working.

oh man these terrorist spoofs just don't stop comin ..

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Originally posted by hansolo Plus Busy was hot if you were drunk, its 4 in the am and scrambled porn just was not working.

Scrambled porn *SIGH* ...those were the good ol' days.
I miss all my fuzzy purple late nite girlfriends...

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Originally posted by sooper There's this over-saturated market out there, bloated to the max, sick of Britney's tits

Says who?! Im not sick of them!


Now, time for me to get some MARTYR points!

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LOL..LMAO!!

I need a job..do you think I can go for the training???
then maybe I can get the most MARTYR points to get me some of that good grain...hhmmmm..yummy

LOL Sooper, I gotta give it to ya man. That's some good writing there, why don't you get drunk more often and start writing some stuff?? lol

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WTF? fucking stereotypes. Me not happy at all.

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Originally posted by TheDemon WTF? fucking stereotypes. Me not happy at all.

LOL..what's wrong there--Does it hurt your "Alqaeda pride"? LOL!

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Originally posted by TheDemon WTF? fucking stereotypes. Me not happy at all.

Laugh At once! Or ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Will punish you..

PRAISE ALLAH!

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Originally posted by TranceKitten LOL..what's wrong there--Does it hurt your "Alqaeda pride"? LOL!

Yes it does. It completely misses the point. not enough explosives were used, its like a ratio of 8:1, 8 explosives and 1 human being.The Demon has spoke.

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Originally posted by TheDemon Yes it does. It completely misses the point. not enough explosives were used, its like a ratio of 8:1, 8 explosives and 1 human being.The Demon has spoke.

hmm borrow ur dad's and add them. make a cake

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