yeah it's pretty shitty lately, its cos of the chatroom

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Originally posted by Az yeah it's pretty shitty lately, its cos of the chatroom

A lot of random crap goes on in there, and a lot does get discussed on there now, makes meeting up a lot easier

But maybe its just because the people who made this forum good dont post as much anymore

Bring back the good old days of

*throws a rotten tomato in the general direction of sheffield*

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it's this shitty sig rule, bunch of arse if you ask me

*drops 6 spanners in a colostomy bag, ties it to an old umbilical cord, and whaps fly in the groin with it*

*launches Yoji's traffic cone at fly for smelling funny*

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ *drops 6 spanners in a colostomy bag, ties it to an old umbilical cord, and whaps fly in the groin with it*

*falls to the floor in pain*

*Rises like Superman from the ashes and proceeds to smack fray around the head with a reinforced lambs stomach*

*laughs at Az for a pathetic attempt*

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*wipes the lambs innards off his forehead*

*grabs a mallet and nails a rusk to fly's nipple, then fits a small child with razor teeth and sets it loose*

*staples az's eyelids open and brushes his eyeballs with an electric toothbrush*

*gives dale winton a marrow and tells him to insert it into frays ass*
*kills a cat and slaps fray with it*
*leaves the cat on the table*

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ *staples az's eyelids open and brushes his eyeballs with an electric toothbrush*

That has got to hurt

*has an idea*

*Gets his year 7 french teacher to pull back frays forskin, and gets her to rub it with sandpaper*

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*gets out his old vietnam garlic crusher*

*puts one of fly's testicles in it* (using the appropriate protective hand gear, of course)

*stamps on the handle of the crusher*

*takes a photo a fly's face of ultimate pain and puts it on his wall*

*'unzips' the fresh cat with a stanley knife and rubs az's face in it*


*sits in a corner and bandages his damaged member*