Maybe you can play the guitar, drums, keyboard? Collect guns? Or perhaps you used to be a highly recruited college ball player until that one night you decided to get piss drunk with your college buddies because it was one of the guy's birthday and so you all pitched in and hired a stripper to show up in your buddy's parents' garage because his parents went on vacation out of town and after having one too many Natty Ice beer (because you suck at beer pong) decided it was a good idea to lay on top of the collapsible what used to be the beer pong table and have the stripper get on top of it while she squats down and collect a nice crispy Washington out of your mouth with her downstairs but the table gave way making you fall flat on your back rupturing and dislocating a few disks in your spine so now your dreams of livin' the life and making it in the big leagues is over.
So...... I ask, what kind of hobbies do you all have?
Mar-30-2015 19:11
Amduscias
[ Disco Groupie ]
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Aaaallll Ovah!
Re: What Kind Of Hobbies Do You All Have?
quote:
Originally posted by NordicTrackBoy
Maybe you can play the guitar, drums, keyboard? Collect guns? Or perhaps you used to be a highly recruited college ball player until that one night you decided to get piss drunk with your college buddies because it was one of the guy's birthday and so you all pitched in and hired a stripper to show up in your buddy's parents' garage because his parents went on vacation out of town and after having one too many Natty Ice beer (because you suck at beer pong) decided it was a good idea to lay on top of the collapsible what used to be the beer pong table and have the stripper get on top of it while she squats down and collect a nice crispy Washington out of your mouth with her downstairs but the table gave way making you fall flat on your back rupturing and dislocating a few disks in your spine so now your dreams of livin' the life and making it in the big leagues is over.
So...... I ask, what kind of hobbies do you all have?
So sorry for your loss.
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Mar-30-2015 19:24
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
I like to read run-on sentences.
Mar-31-2015 08:27
Psyshell
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2012
Location: Melbourne
This could be a good thread. It's a shame it was started by an alt.
Registered: Feb 2012
Location: Mountain View, Santa Clara, California
NordicTranceBoy could be a legit newb, comes to show the overall groupthink mentality here on TA. You guys are easier to predict than my killer procedural mesh generator, you're a linked list of flocking seagulls.
Lol only joking, we're all apes here. I personally enjoy working out as a hobby and smoking pot when I need a break and/or perspective. Heroin on Sundays, and Hookers + Blow from Wednesday to Saturday and into Chicken-and-Waffles-and-Heroin Sundays.
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Creating alts on TA and trolling.
Apr-22-2015 17:24
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
lol
Apr-22-2015 19:34
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Picking my nose and trying not to eat it.
Apr-22-2015 19:44
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
writing poetry naked by the fire spilling my glass of whiskey on my polar bear carpet while my schlong lays gently on my inner thigh
Apr-22-2015 20:10
DJ RANN
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood....
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
writing poetry naked by the fire spilling my glass of whiskey on my polar bear carpet while my schlong lays gently on my inner thigh
open fire, accelerant, flammable fabrics - I can just see the crime scenic picture now.
