I misread the wife's grocery list once and came home from the store with stick bologna and Vaseline. We had fun, though.

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Originally posted by Zoso I misread the wife's grocery list once and came home from the store with stick bologna and Vaseline. We had fun, though.

"Misread" Sure pal. You know what you were doing when she finally agreed to shove that stick of meat up your pooper pipe. No shame in being honest here. We have all been up that dirt trail before.

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Originally posted by JaredFogle "Misread" Sure pal. You know what you were doing when she finally agreed to shove that stick of meat up your pooper pipe. No shame in being honest here. We have all been up that dirt trail before.

Nah, I'm only into Vienna sausages...by the can load...whilst still in the can. A can in the can?

You would love subway's cold cut combo then. Smear some extra mayo on that six incher and you should be good to go there.

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One time I sent my sister a picture of a boy's penis by mistake. It was originally intended for i gotta know but I hit Irene on accident in my phone since I have fat fingers again. I have been eating more since subway dumped me. Anywoo she freaked out of course but I covered my tracks by telling her it was mine. Now she laughs at me at thanksgiving dinners but at least I have the last laugh at home. If only she knew she would not be laughing at her brother then.

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Different pretext but same result.

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