so these fuckers at my office are going on vacation tomorrow leaving me the only one left for on-call duty and respecfully dumped their pagers onto me. they both kept looking at each other and laughing and saying to me "if you need anything call me on my celllllllllll phoneeeeeeeeeee" in this stupid voice.

it all makes sense now. ....

of course i have to get in the know from fucking youtube steve on TA.

fuck me