I have no friends, so I post here instead.

I have 34 friends on my Facebook account that I never use.

I keeps my circle tight, yo. Only a handful of those are local; everyone else is spread out around the world.

I'm a loner, basically. And I love it.

Plus I just refuse to connect or keep in touch with people I'm not especially close to, anymore. I used to try, and now I'm just like fuck it.

I still do not have a Facebook account, and until the gov't requires it as the Mark of the Beast, I refuse.

Never had a facebook account; I have one for business but never a personal account.

Like the high school reunion thing - If wanted to be in touch with you, I would be and I'll text or call you.

I know people who haven't seen certain friends (better said acquaintances) in years and when they see each other finally, they know all about what the other has done.

Such an odd way to be a half friend to someone, especially as they only see what they want you to see.

Just another holiday invented by Mr. Z.