In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times.

Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.

Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did.

thanks for reading.

congradulations for being the first straight guy to want to catch another guy masterbating

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Originally posted by Exponent In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times. Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf. Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did. thanks for reading.

im laughing my fucking tities off

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Originally posted by Exponent In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times. Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf. Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did. thanks for reading.

6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)!

lol i remember doing it when i was 9 !!! hehe i musthave figured it after seeing a cock film playing through my nans neigbours curtains !

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more sexy times on TA

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The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess...

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Originally posted by jploveparade The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess...

You`re responsable for all this!

my veredict is...: SexAddict in JAIL.

*g*

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Originally posted by ali92 6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)!

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in the immortal words of the dice man:" Thats why masturbation is so beutiful, man I been jerkin it since I was 5. I didnt know why I was doin it I just knew it had to be done. Ad when Iturned 13 and a little goo came out, I thought I broke the thing"

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