Work Christmas party this evening. It's a sit-down meal followed by the thrilling prospect of Elton John and Robbie Williams impersonation acts. I've also only been with the company for four months so still barely know a lot of people there, which could get awkward. Frankly the whole thing promises to be completely shit, so I'll either bail early or anaesthetise myself with alcohol from the open bar and vomit all over my MD's pinstripe suit. Probably the latter.
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Work Christmas party this evening. It's a sit-down meal followed by the thrilling prospect of Elton John and Robbie Williams impersonation acts. I've also only been with the company for four months so still barely know a lot of people there, which could get awkward. Frankly the whole thing promises to be completely shit, so I'll either bail early or anaesthetise myself with alcohol from the open bar and vomit all over my MD's pinstripe suit. Probably the latter.
This is a quintessential slice of UK company life, and along with the tabloid culture, it's one of the things I'm so grateful I'll never have to experience again.
I went to maybe three or four of these things during my career in London and they were all like this; people you don't really know but are being forced to socialize with, bad music, bad dancing and mediocre food with people you already spend 40 hours a week with. Please vomit over his pinstripe. Do it for the c0r.
Dec-16-2016 18:31
Silky Johnson
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Whole lotta nothing. Family Christmas party tomorrow which is always tons of fun.
Dec-16-2016 18:57
planetaryplayer
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Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Work Christmas party this evening. It's a sit-down meal followed by the thrilling prospect of Elton John and Robbie Williams impersonation acts. I've also only been with the company for four months so still barely know a lot of people there, which could get awkward. Frankly the whole thing promises to be completely shit, so I'll either bail early or anaesthetise myself with alcohol from the open bar and vomit all over my MD's pinstripe suit. Probably the latter.
take a bunch of ex lax too. i'd recommend tapping someone of the shoulder then forcing your fingers down your throat for dramatic effect
Dec-16-2016 19:32
Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
My Thursday was much more exciting than my Friday. I watched Sully with a pilot (me dad) who kept telling me what was (un)realistic. And, I copped my first collab since I got into streetwear later this year: A Puma x Alife sweatshirt that looks so hideous it's awesome! Yup, it's a fish tank
As for today, I'm tidying up the flat so ma petite can move back in. Nothing major.
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Dec-16-2016 19:50
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I'm on Amazon right now trying to decide if a Dyson cordless vac would make me want to vacuum. I have this heavy canister vac that I hate dragging around.
I'm working the entire weekend just thinking about it is making me tired.
Dec-16-2016 20:27
Swamper
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Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
Tonight I have an epic party (hopefully) to attend: Hernan Cattaneo b2b Guy J
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Dec-16-2016 21:00
planetaryplayer
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Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
i woulda went to the hernan show but i don't like guy j