ok, i'll start with the "OFFICE MANAGER" (whatever the crap THAT means)! the only thing she seems to manage is her cigarette breaks every 10 minutes, leaving early about twice a week and walking around the office finding reasons to chew people out. by the way, she just passed me now and is "leaving for the day". why am i NOT surprised?

then there's the arrogant SENIOR PARTNER who is about 60 lbs overweight and is basically thinks he is brad pitt because his picture was on the front page of the "Daily Business Review" for some stupid health law case. w00000000

Next we have the SCREAMER. this guy works until 2 in the morning, has high blood pressure and a short temper. he can hold a perfectly friendly conversation with you while putting ice in his cup for a drink in the kitchen, but as soon as he realizes there is no more diet coke (which doesn't seem to be making a difference in his fat ass anyway) watch out! he blows his lid and walks around the office screaming at who ever will listen about how "we are a huge firm and we can't even get DIET COKE AROUND HERE!". he also likes to send the office emails whenever he has a meeting with a client on the "60 million dollar case". wow i'm impressed.

the JOKESTER...this guy just tries way too hard to be funny.

the ANAL RETENTIVE one along w/ his anal retentive bitchy secretary. i don't really need to go into detail about him, but the secretary has a hard time living up to her own mistakes so she likes to blame anyone and everyone for anything that goes wrong. even if it's the COPY MACHINE'S fault.

the DEPRESSED early mid-life crisis secretary....ok this one needs some prozac like NOW! she walks in the office every day with that "why me, life sucks" look on her face and has a temper tantrum when the fax machine gets a paper jam. and might i add that it some how mysteriously only has a paper jam when SHE uses it. must be bad karma.

the POTHEAD - i only call her this because she has that dazed look on her face every day and she never loses her temper or anything...she's a little TOO relaxed every day... and also because i can't think of a better alternative to dealing with the bi-polar SCREAMER (her boss).

the BABY TALKER....she is 40 years old and talks like she's 5 and treats everyone like they are a pre-schooler. she says things like, "KISSES" when she leaves the office for the day. *sigh* issues...

the COMPLAINER- need i say more??

the ROOKIE- this guy is fresh out of law school and is basically the do-boy for the other attorneys. it's kind of hard to take him seriously in his armani suit because he has BRACES!

the PERVERT- it was brought to my attention the other day that as i passed him by in the hallway going to the kitchen and turned a corner, he stopped dead in his tracks, backed up a couple steps and watched my ass as i continued walking down the hallway. BUSTED!

the LOUD MOUTH- her office is like a mile away and i can still hear her.

ok i think that just about covers everyone i work with. i feel much better now

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Last edited by Slylee on Nov-06-2002 at 18:40