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sooper
Beat Slut



Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Toronto
Get to Know: DURAFEI

Here's the second installment in the continuing series of getting to know our fellow TA's.

Disclaimer: For all those who found the first installment gay, whether in a sexual manner or not, please click here.

Durafei, at your convenience, please take the time to answer the following questions, so that your fellow TA's may get to know you a little better, and get to make fun of TatGirl a little more.

1. Which album name best incorporates the word TRANCE?
- Tranceport
- Trancendental
- Trancesexual
- Tranceportation
- Trancelations
- Trance-in-your-Pants
- Tranceverse
- 1.2.3 Trance is for Me
- Tytranceasauras Rex

2. Who knocked your cap askew?

3. What's up with this guy ? Is it cause he's at a gig and Tiesto just dropped Coast 2 Coast - Home, or is it because he got carried away with the Deep Cold on his testes?

4. If you asked Paco what a stranger was, would he say its a person you've never met, or would he say its when you wake up in the morning, and your arm is numb and tingling, and you jerk off with that arm, so that it feels like someone else is doin the dirty work?

5. What classic trance tune from the late nineties would you like to see remixed bigger and better?

6. To what tune should Tatgirl titfuck the winner of the titfuck auction?

7. Me and HanSolo wanna make some THC Tasties for Talla...hash brownies or something. We don't know how to go about doin this. How do we go about doin this?

8. Remeber when Zach Morris and friends played in their band, Zach Attack? And then they got very famous, and Slater and Kelly wrote a song called Cool School, and the words went like this "School is a bore, when your stuck indoors. Be a cool teach, and let's hit the beach." But Zach didn't like their song, and he put it down. What the fuck was all that about?

9. Are you just asking for trouble if you mix a can of Zoodles with a can of Alphagetties?

10. Do you really want a clone?



Thank you in advance, Durafei for taking the time to participate in the Get to Know series.

Pinch tits and grab bum.


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Old Post Nov-11-2002 23:01  Canada
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Durafei
the crazy russian



Registered: Oct 2000
Location: San Francisco, California
Re: Get to Know: DURAFEI

OK. These were some tough questions. I felt like I was writing a final exam or something. Fortunately, after giving it enough thought, I was able to give the correct solutions.


1. Which album name best incorporates the word TRANCE?
- Tranceport
- Trancendental
- Trancesexual
- Tranceportation
- Trancelations
- Trance-in-your-Pants
- Tranceverse
- 1.2.3 Trance is for Me
- Tytranceasauras Rex


Actually neither. To me, album name that incorporates the word Trance best is "Transvestite". Please consult your local copy of a dictionary if you don't know what that means. Notice: Parental guidance is advised.


2. Who knocked your cap askew?

Huh? askew? WTF is that? You must understand that english is my 2nd language. Please use easier words next time(something like 'trance', 'fart', 'fuck', 'sandwiches' - in other words talk using your regular vocabulary) or speak Russian.


3. What's up with this guy ? Is it cause he's at a gig and Tiesto just dropped Coast 2 Coast - Home, or is it because he got carried away with the Deep Cold on his testes?

Which guy? If you are talking about HanSolo, then his testes must be having a cold. If you are talking about your brother, at whom you farted 7 times in a row yesterday(I guess once for every day of the week, eh?), then he's probably got a lung infection or something - those farting molecues are not easy things to deal with. And, there is no cure.


4. If you asked Paco what a stranger was, would he say its a person you've never met, or would he say its when you wake up in the morning, and your arm is numb and tingling, and you jerk off with that arm, so that it feels like someone else is doin the dirty work?

I don't know know what Paco would say to that, but if you were asked the same question, then I'm sure the answer would be the 2nd option. Only why you call it "the dirty work"? "Expressing your love for yourself" is probably a better name for that.


5. What classic trance tune from the late nineties would you like to see remixed bigger and better?

Why would anyone make a bigger remix? You, probably more than anyone here, must know that it's not the size that matters. However I would like to hear a new, better remix of Moogwai - Viola.


6. To what tune should Tatgirl titfuck the winner of the titfuck auction?

Hm.. that's a really good question. Inspector Gadget Theme(Techno Remix). I think that song goes perfectly well with titty-fucking
Another option would be "Sooper - Farting in the wild(HanSolo's remix)"


7. Me and HanSolo wanna make some THC Tasties for Talla...hash brownies or something. We don't know how to go about doin this. How do we go about doin this?

What's not to know? You take two slices of bread(white bread), 10 or more grams of weed(white widow is preferred) and put it in between the two slices of bread. Do I really have to tell you everything?


8. Remeber when Zach Morris and friends played in their band, Zach Attack? And then they got very famous, and Slater and Kelly wrote a song called Cool School, and the words went like this "School is a bore, when your stuck indoors. Be a cool teach, and let's hit the beach." But Zach didn't like their song, and he put it down. What the fuck was all that about?


Again, you must realize that I was not born here. Stalin would come out of his grave is he heard songs like this being *sung* in former U.S.S.R. Hm.. Was Zach from Soviet Union too ? Was his real last name Morrisov?


9. Are you just asking for trouble if you mix a can of Zoodles with a can of Alphagetties?

It's the same thing as mixing Zooper and ShanSmollo, only a bit less stinky.


10. Do you really want a clone?

YES !

Well, I think you all know a little bit more about me now.


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sooper
Beat Slut



Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Toronto

Right on Durafei! Thanks for the quick responses - they were superb.

Who's this HanSolo character?


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Durafei
the crazy russian



Registered: Oct 2000
Location: San Francisco, California

I do not know..

All I know is that his best buddy is his 'hand' and that he prefers doing it 'solo' style. Hence HanSolo. [Actually, it was you who suggested this earlier, I'm simply paraphrasing here]


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Flec
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto,Canada

quote:
8. Remeber when Zach Morris and friends played in their band, Zach Attack? And then they got very famous, and Slater and Kelly wrote a song called Cool School, and the words went like this "School is a bore, when your stuck indoors. Be a cool teach, and let's hit the beach." But Zach didn't like their song, and he put it down. What the fuck was all that about?


ROFL funiest questions ever

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torontotrance
I hath returned



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto

Let me be in the next installment of get to know your fellow ta but i think we should alternate boy girl....so I suggest Brunette next.

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brunette
viaggiatore



Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Europe

Nah, thanx. No one here cares, and neither do I.


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StereoPrincess
sassy one-piece



Registered: May 2001
Location: SPFRI
Re: Re: Get to Know: DURAFEI

quote:
Originally posted by Durafei

3. What's up with this guy ? Is it cause he's at a gig and Tiesto just dropped Coast 2 Coast - Home, or is it because he got carried away with the Deep Cold on his testes?
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Which guy? If you are talking about HanSolo, then his testes must be having a cold. If you are talking about your brother, at whom you farted 7 times in a row yesterday(I guess once for every day of the week, eh?), then he's probably got a lung infection or something - those farting molecues are not easy things to deal with. And, there is no cure.


Hehehehehe. He means the smiley blue face. Hehehehe. Did you just come off the boat? j/k

quote:

6. To what tune should Tatgirl titfuck the winner of the titfuck auction?


Hm.. that's a really good question. Inspector Gadget Theme(Techno Remix). I think that song goes perfectly well with titty-fucking
Another option would be "Sooper - Farting in the wild(HanSolo's remix)"


Don't you mean the "Happy Hardcore remix" or even the ever popular "Death Trance remix"?

Last edited by StereoPrincess on Nov-12-2002 at 14:39

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Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa

ROFLMAO

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jon jon
viva la clubland



Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Footwork
Drunk holy shit I'm laughing my ass off

Margs, I think you meant the

"Jon-is-trying-to-sleep-in-the-back-of-the-car-death-trance-remix"

And to comment, that 'Saved by the Bell' question was fuck face hilarious. The fucking Zack attack, holy christ. Those bring back the good ol days. Remember the ep where Kelly dumped Zack at the fucking school dance. But they slow danced one more time just outside the auditorium.

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT DURA-GAY YOU MISSED OUT. What commies don't get NBC? What the fuck am I talking about, commies don't even get bread. But it's perfect in theory, hahahah.


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mot10n
go home, get down



Registered: Jul 2002
Location: KW

WTF, LOL. another great installment in the Get To Know series. keep em comin


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tatgirl
The Oracle



Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Washington DC

"6. To what tune should Tatgirl titfuck the winner of the titfuck auction?"

What's wrong with "Zombie Nation"? It's kinda sexy, in a commercial electro-pop sorta way....

OMFG! This thread was so funny! Durafei, u answered those questions like a pro.

Now can we go back to talking about my tits? We only have 10 days left with them....


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