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Durafei
the crazy russian

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Get to Know: DURAFEI
OK. These were some tough questions. I felt like I was writing a final exam or something. Fortunately, after giving it enough thought, I was able to give the correct solutions.
1. Which album name best incorporates the word TRANCE?
- Tranceport
- Trancendental
- Trancesexual
- Tranceportation
- Trancelations
- Trance-in-your-Pants
- Tranceverse
- 1.2.3 Trance is for Me
- Tytranceasauras Rex
Actually neither. To me, album name that incorporates the word Trance best is "Transvestite". Please consult your local copy of a dictionary if you don't know what that means. Notice: Parental guidance is advised.
2. Who knocked your cap askew?
Huh? askew? WTF is that? You must understand that english is my 2nd language. Please use easier words next time(something like 'trance', 'fart', 'fuck', 'sandwiches' - in other words talk using your regular vocabulary) or speak Russian.
3. What's up with this guy ? Is it cause he's at a gig and Tiesto just dropped Coast 2 Coast - Home, or is it because he got carried away with the Deep Cold on his testes?
Which guy? If you are talking about HanSolo, then his testes must be having a cold. If you are talking about your brother, at whom you farted 7 times in a row yesterday(I guess once for every day of the week, eh?), then he's probably got a lung infection or something - those farting molecues are not easy things to deal with. And, there is no cure.
4. If you asked Paco what a stranger was, would he say its a person you've never met, or would he say its when you wake up in the morning, and your arm is numb and tingling, and you jerk off with that arm, so that it feels like someone else is doin the dirty work?
I don't know know what Paco would say to that, but if you were asked the same question, then I'm sure the answer would be the 2nd option. Only why you call it "the dirty work"? "Expressing your love for yourself" is probably a better name for that.
5. What classic trance tune from the late nineties would you like to see remixed bigger and better?
Why would anyone make a bigger remix? You, probably more than anyone here, must know that it's not the size that matters. However I would like to hear a new, better remix of Moogwai - Viola.
6. To what tune should Tatgirl titfuck the winner of the titfuck auction?
Hm.. that's a really good question. Inspector Gadget Theme(Techno Remix). I think that song goes perfectly well with titty-fucking 
Another option would be "Sooper - Farting in the wild(HanSolo's remix)"
7. Me and HanSolo wanna make some THC Tasties for Talla...hash brownies or something. We don't know how to go about doin this. How do we go about doin this?
What's not to know? You take two slices of bread(white bread), 10 or more grams of weed(white widow is preferred) and put it in between the two slices of bread. Do I really have to tell you everything?
8. Remeber when Zach Morris and friends played in their band, Zach Attack? And then they got very famous, and Slater and Kelly wrote a song called Cool School, and the words went like this "School is a bore, when your stuck indoors. Be a cool teach, and let's hit the beach." But Zach didn't like their song, and he put it down. What the fuck was all that about?
Again, you must realize that I was not born here. Stalin would come out of his grave is he heard songs like this being *sung* in former U.S.S.R. Hm.. Was Zach from Soviet Union too ? Was his real last name Morrisov?
9. Are you just asking for trouble if you mix a can of Zoodles with a can of Alphagetties?
It's the same thing as mixing Zooper and ShanSmollo, only a bit less stinky.
10. Do you really want a clone?
YES !
Well, I think you all know a little bit more about me now.
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My Blog: durafei.blogspot.com - Last Update March 23, 2006
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Nov-11-2002 23:51
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Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
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Nov-12-2002 05:44
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