2 more classics

What's the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!







Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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3 more classics

What's the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!







Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"




Q.WHY WAS THE BLODNE CHUFFED WHEN SHE DONE A PUZZLE IN SIX MONTHS?

A.BECAUSE IT SAID FROM 2-4 YEARS ON THE BOX

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