Rah Fucking Van Drivers!
Right I was nearly a dead man today, near the bus station I'd left work, with my shopping and vinyls, walk along a one way street near the bus station, get to this turn off which I cross over which is a buses only route right fucking buses only where they enter the bus station just as I'm half way across this van not even indicating just shoots around the fucking corner about 40 mph, I jump back avoiding him, then he stops and I think maybe he is a decent person and is going to apoligise, suddenely this fucking tosspot piece of shit! starts mouthing at me, So I roar at the top of my lungs 'You FUCKING WANKER!!!' he's still gibbering away so I say you fucking **** you fucking shitbag don't ever try pull that and with that I exploded and punched his van , he looked like Harold Bishop the driver and had a panic attack jelly man attack and drives off, but I'm not having any of it this bastards dead, so I run as fast as I can after this van but the bloke got away, I tells yer I would of fucking pulled him out and beat ten shades of fucking shit out of him!!! and afterwoods I would of dragged over to the cop shop and let the pigs lecture the fucking wankstain that he has to indicate and not use Bus Only Lanes, I dunno theres some right arseholes out there pffffftt white van drivers 
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