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blonde's revenge
1. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt.
2. Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
3. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.
4. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
5. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache.
6. If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?
A. Lice
7. How can you tell the color brunette is evil? (hmmm!)
A. You ever see a blonde witch?
10. Is it tru blonds have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun.
11. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A. Check her for a pulse.
12. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit.
13. Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A. Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday.
14. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field.
15. Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
A. Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
16. Why do brunettes sleep all night on their stomachs?
A. Because they can.
17. How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
A. With a rake.
19. What is the official color of Poland?
A. Brunette
20. How do you drowned a brunette fish?
A. Just add water.
21. What do you call brunette twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A. Double-dumb.
22. What's so good about brunette midgets?
A. They're only half as ugly.
24. What would the photograph of a brunette say if it cout talk?
A. Yes.
25. What did the brunette say to the US Marine?
A. Yes----350,000 times.
26. Why did the brunette chicken cross the road?
A. Because there were 14,000 roosters on the other side.
27. What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?
A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
28. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
A. They already spent their money on thigh implants.
29. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A. "Just what part of the word `yes' didn't you understand?"
30. Why did God create brunettes?
A. So ugly men wouldn't be left out.
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