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Things you can get away with saying at Thanksgiving
i thought it was pretty funny..
1-Talk about a huge breast!
2-Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3-It's Cool Whip time!
4-If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!
5-Whew! That's one terrific spread!
6-I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7-Are you ready for seconds?
8-It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9-Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10-Don't play with your meat!
11-Just spread the legs and stuff it in.
12-Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13-I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14-You have a little on your chin.
15-How long will it take after you stick it in?
16-You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17-Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18-That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19-How long should I beat it?
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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