I'm sorry did you say something, I was too busy staring at that RACK!!!!!!!!

In all seriousness though, it's good to see you're handling the situation well enough to be funny.

I too would like to see a contest and I too would like to see Alf open the 'flamin' attack.

BTW how come Matthew Hayden got off so lightly from the media when he had friggin' haemerrhoids (??) C'mon people he had to have surgery on his ass! Ewwwwwww!!!!!

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Originally posted by MichaelDudikoff I'm sorry did you say something, I was too busy staring at that RACK!!!!!!!! In all seriousness though, it's good to see you're handling the situation well enough to be funny. I too would like to see a contest and I too would like to see Alf open the 'flamin' attack. BTW how come Matthew Hayden got off so lightly from the media when he had friggin' haemerrhoids (??) C'mon people he had to have surgery on his ass! Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Well Unlike some of the Beer-Boys who're out there 'supporting' us I can see that we're not as good as you, infact I don't see any team even close to the level the Aussies are at, and I can only admire the way you play, I'd love to see us show the same aggressive fields, but atm we can only beat the other also rans.

Actually the Matt Hayden thing got mentioned on sky sports here, It was about 3am and suddenly Ian Botham on commentary mentioned it, I nearly hurled

IMO if we can show some more spirit and compete with you a bit, it's better than the current display, I could argue key players are out, which they are, but it's still no excuse, it shows how weak we are when key players miss out

Good luck tomorrow in Perth, We're gonna need some

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Originally posted by MichaelDudikoff I'm sorry did you say something, I was too busy staring at that RACK!!!!!!!! In all seriousness though, it's good to see you're handling the situation well enough to be funny. I too would like to see a contest and I too would like to see Alf open the 'flamin' attack. BTW how come Matthew Hayden got off so lightly from the media when he had friggin' haemerrhoids (??) C'mon people he had to have surgery on his ass! Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Well Unlike some of the Beer-Boys who're out there 'supporting' us I can see that we're not as good as you, infact I don't see any team even close to the level the Aussies are at, and I can only admire the way you play, I'd love to see us show the same aggressive fields, but atm we can only beat the other also rans.

Actually the Matt Hayden thing got mentioned on sky sports here, It was about 3am and suddenly Ian Botham on commentary mentioned it, I nearly hurled

IMO if we can show some more spirit and compete with you a bit, it's better than the current display, I could argue key players are out, which they are, but it's still no excuse, it shows how weak we are when key players miss out

Good luck tomorrow in Perth, We're gonna need some

Further to the above:

- England will get electric wickie, freeing up Alec Stewart to defend the boundary
- Adam Gilchrist has "six-and-out" restrictions, and must retrieve the ball if he hits it over the road
- Matt Hayden can no longer use a bat, instead he must use a jumper wrapped around his arm
- England get "one-hand-one-bounce" rules when fielding
- No England batsman can be dismissed in their first over
- Glenn McGrath can only bowl spin, Shane Warne can only bowl underarm "dollies" (not grubbers)

ah hell, we're still gunna win

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Too True, but it'd be one hell of a spectacle

hahaha this thread is classic

one of the funniest threads ive seen on TA. It is a shame that england cant field a better side. Even though we give you poms hassle about it, deep down we long for a competition.

yes a good cricket competition .. as long as we win in the end

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love this call
- Matt Hayden can no longer use a bat, instead he must use a jumper wrapped around his arm


Quick tip for england:bowl at his feet

primary school cricket was the best
hated when i grazed my knuckles tho .....yeeOuch

hahahaha
nice one
at least the pommy spectators are cool
there nice and rowdy
so even if the players are playing shit you can atl east listen to thwe crowd!

hahahaha 6 and out

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even though they are doing a good job, i wanna see new aussie players. the only way this can happen is if someone beats the current team. i was thinking of buying tickets for the cricket, maybe day 3?

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