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3jaz
T C I D D A E C N A R T

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney ,Australia

proverbs

...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

...He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

...Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

...Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.

...Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

...Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

...Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

...He who run behind bus get exhausted.

...Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusi on.

...Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

...He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs

Dec-08-2002 14:00 Australia

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Fraggle
trancEaddict Neverland

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA

heheh i love these jokes

...crowded elevator smells differently to midget.

...man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

...he who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

...man who run behind car get exhausted.
...man who run in front of car get tired.

...man with one chopstick go hungry.

...squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Dec-08-2002 14:33 Australia

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narcism
faithless fangirl

Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind

Re: proverbs

quote:
Originally posted by TranceBunnY
...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

HAHAHAH my fav
i dont have ne but these are a classic

Dec-08-2002 15:03 Malta

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webmeister
beats that go thump

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia

Man who piss on tree feel relieved

Sorry that's the best I can come up with :/

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Dec-08-2002 21:05

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escee
q1dm6

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Perth, Australia

Man who sticks dick in biscuit barrel, is fucking crackers

shamelessly stolen from the au ta chat chan, sorry i cant give proper credit.

Dec-08-2002 22:12 Australia

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Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by webmeister
Man who piss on tree feel relieved

Sorry that's the best I can come up with :/

lol u fool

'he who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger'

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Dec-09-2002 13:03 Australia

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Fraggle
trancEaddict Neverland

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA

quote:
Originally posted by escee
Man who sticks dick in biscuit barrel, is fucking crackers

shamelessly stolen from the au ta chat chan, sorry i cant give proper credit.

hahaahhah...that one's good!

...man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

...secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.