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You know your addicted to the internet when...
You Know You're Addicted To The Internet When...
Your bookmark takes 30 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and
your child in the overhead compartment.
Your dreams are in HTML.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have
moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you what she
looks like.
Your husband tells you he's had the beard for two months.
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
in front of your computer with a toilet.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
You ask your doctor to implant an extra gig in your brain.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so
you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the
two of you can chat.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road,
your first instinct is to search for the BACK button.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
just for the free Internet access.
AT&T names you Customer of the Month for the third consecutive time.
Batteries in the TV remote now last for months.
Your mouse-clicking forearm rivals Popeye's.
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