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Once again I'll probably make a half-arsed resolution to quit smoking, and once again it'll probably last for a total of 12 minutes or something equally useful. 
Nonetheless, other new years resolutions may or may not include:
- Writing a sitcom about a lovable journalist named Larry Hatfield and his escapades within his 8th storey Mannhattan apartment
- Marrying a member of the Danish royal family and selling my story to the tablods at a ridiculously high price
- Getting around to buidling my own death star out of the Lego Technic pieces I've got laying around somewhere
- Setting myself on fire to voice my opposition to the size of John Howard's eyebrows
- Stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor in the context of 12th century rural England
- Found the worlds greatest rock-band, but then leave in order to pursue my love for a Japanese conceptual artist
- Performing miracles and founding my own religion where I will take up the position of Junior Vice-President
- Becoming the militant dictator of a small African nation and giving it a funny name
- Finding the mythical land of Narnia and marrying the white witch
- Starring in a broadway musical about people coming to terms with things
- Getting drunk more often
- Using this smilie more 
- And to stop boring everyone with lists full of bullshit resolutions
Another half-arsed attempt at qutting smoking it is then.
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