Registered: Dec 2001
Location: A smog free place near Middlesbrough
Jokes off the top of your head [Post in hear]
What does Gary Glitter and Father Christmas have in common?
They both empty their sacks in kids bedrooms
Dec-03-2002 22:41
SeeK
Addicted 4 Life
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Australia
What did the elephant say to the naked man???
How do u breathe through that thing?
Last edited by SeeK on Dec-04-2002 at 07:05
Dec-04-2002 02:32
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?
burple
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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
Dec-04-2002 03:44
SeeK
Addicted 4 Life
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Australia
quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r
Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?
burple
isnt that just cute.....
would of loved to of heard it live.....
Dec-04-2002 04:14
U121
So old now.
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Sweden
what do you call a cheese that isnt yours???
nacho cheese
Dec-04-2002 06:34
cycloptor
BANANA!!
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: the hammer
okokok a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
a sandwitch walks into a bar and asks the bartender id they serve food. the bartender says no. the sandwitch leaves.
i = awesome
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i r teh hax
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Dec-04-2002 06:56
G K Murray
Likes old skool trance
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: A smog free place near Middlesbrough
What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?:
ROBERTO
Dec-04-2002 23:58
G K Murray
Likes old skool trance
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: A smog free place near Middlesbrough
Whats the difference between ORAL and ANAL SEX?
Oral makes your day. Anal makes your whole week!
Dec-05-2002 00:00
HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel
lol!!!
what's the difference between a Porsche, and a cactus??
in the cactus, the pricks are on the outside......
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Dec-05-2002 00:46
Bondor
randomUSCaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: L.A. TA #5
what do you call a group of ducks?
a barel full of ducks
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Dec-05-2002 00:51
Bondor
randomUSCaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: L.A. TA #5
quote:
Originally posted by Bondor
what do you call a group of ducks?
a barel full of ducks
what the hell is wrong with you
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Dec-05-2002 00:52
G K Murray
Likes old skool trance
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: A smog free place near Middlesbrough
