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A letter to Santa
Dear Santa:
I know that I've already missed christmas morning, and more importantly, I'm jewish, so I don't get christmas presents regardless, BUT, please...for the love of trance and my dancing feet, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring Darren Tate to Toronto in the near future. If, Santa, you are not too sure what I'm talking about, check out his set from Nov. 28 of this year. He spun under his alias Jurgen Vries.
If you bring in Darren Tate soon, I promise I will stop farting in front of my mother. I will no longer tell fat girls that they are fat to their faces, I will just laugh to myself as they pass. I will stop smoking weed, unless ofcourse you condone bunning doobies, which you probably do, so in that case I'll smoke more. If I see big tits, I'll inquire as to whether or not I can squeeze them, on your behalf.
I've been good all this year, and all the previous years - and by good, I mean that I have not made too many little kids cry. Dear Santa...Darrent Tate, please?
Thank you in advance,
Soopa Doopa
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