Funniest Thing People have said under the influance of drugs
What are the funniest things people have come out with when there fucked??
1st Some girl at an house party was barking like a dog fucked for about 45 mins on ket
2nd This was at the after party at the travel lodge after promise this friday "my arm feels like a pendulum"as he is swinging it round.This was my cousin after STE had giving him ket for the first time just before he went into a big K hole
3rd " I want some fluffy bacon daggers " my mate jeff talking in his sleep after a night of pills and coke apparently after some bacon sarnies.
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Dec-24-2002 01:19
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows)
ill try and remember some!
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I remember i saw a burd pish herself once after smoking too much weed sexy
"its 37 o'clock" by my mate Kerr
cant remember anymore atm
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Dec-24-2002 15:15
Kinuvan
Spam Master
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Sheffield, UK
alan : give me a spade, I'll dig all night
shaun : look I'm a tower
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Dec-24-2002 16:50
GatecrasherLion
tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: Sheffield
quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows)
ill try and remember some!
LOL was just gonna type that. The funniest was
@ Ours
"Cock au Van...ITS A CHICKEN DISH"
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Dec-24-2002 17:47
GatecrasherLion
tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: Sheffield
oh and john (special jon)
"I NEED A BLOODY GRILL"
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Dec-24-2002 17:49
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
I remember once walking outside at a house party, to find my older brother, who was on WAY too much acid, crouching over a trail of ants going "ANTZILLA! DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM-DAH!"
After a cloud stopped the rays of light shining on us at Loveparade 2000:
"The sun is gone, OMFG The sun is gone!"
Dec-24-2002 18:40
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time )
*Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick:
"Well its not gonna suck itself is it"
*SLAP*
Dec-24-2002 23:57
flystyler
Defected[JULES]Addict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Aylesbury, UK
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time )
*Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick:
"Well its not gonna suck itself is it"
*SLAP*
LOL
U dont actually use it ffs, lol. Only in slapper aylesbury
hehehe that is funny
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Dec-25-2002 00:26
freesoupDJ
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: York, England
hmmmmmm one while i was in gatecrasher.
Random lad: "OI mate" (Taps my shoulder)
"Were did you get that T-shirt from?"
Me: "Ohh i made it mate"
Random Lad: " u got it from matalan, (some banter)"
Me: "No I made it"
Random Lad: "yeah matalan, I heard u mate (Thumbs up). Anyway im off to meet some mates cya later"
Me and Pan-ash (GC Board): "Ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Thought it was funny as chuff at the time
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Dec-25-2002 19:36
StereoPrincess
sassy one-piece
Registered: May 2001
Location: SPFRI
When i went to New York to see PvD, there were these guys that cheered for the DJ the entire night except that they were cheering for the wrong DJ, "Tiesto, Tiesto". Fucken dummies.
Same night, these goofs were walking altroughout the club in a row, one had a plastic cup over the eye, the other had a plastic cup over his ear and the last one had a plastic cup over his mouth. Like "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." Weird.
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