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Murphy's Law
AHhahaaha murphy's laws are the greatest things ever. It is surprising how many of his laws actually are true, and they all seem to explain everything quite accurately. Here are a few major ones:
- If anything can go wrong, it will.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
- Everything goes wrong all at once.
- Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
- You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
- A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
- A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
- You will always find something in the last place you look.
- The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
- After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
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