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11. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER RUNNING FOR POLITICS <-- already said he wants to be president
20. CLINT EASTWOOD - HEALTH PROBLEMS <-- he's an old man ffs!
21. JOAN COLLINS SPLITTING FROM HUSBAND <-- thats never happened before
33. TROUBLE BETWEEN LIZA MINELLI AND HUSBAND <-- well she's a fuck up and he's gay, I could have predicted that
34. ANNA NICOLE SMITH DOWNWARD TREND - CAREER AND DRUGS - WATCH HEALTH <-- you don't say, it's been happening for years!
44. GEENA DAVIS WINNING AN AWARD FOR ARCHERY <-- no shit sherlock, she nearly got into the olympic team!
45. A HAIL OF BULLETS AROUND PUFF DADDY SEAN COMBS <-- we can only hope
46. DANGER AROUND RAPPER EMINEM
47. DANGER AROUND BOBBY BROWN
48. LUCIANO PAVAROTTI - HEART PROBLEMS <-- hmm picking on the fatty
world events
2. MISSILE ATTACK AGAINST COMMERCIAL JETLINERS <-- already happened
3. PRESIDENT BUSH WILL BOMB IRAQ <-- personally? great, he's already doing it though
13. A HUMAN HEAD TRANSPLANT - THE FIRST RECIPIENT WILL PASS ON BUT THE SECOND WILL LIVE <-- yes you are a retard!
18. EARTHQUAKE - JAPAN <-- NEVER!!!!!
what a complete twat
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