A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy sex vit you"
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before
she has recovered the breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"

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"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".

you actually have sex with ducks

and the deejay's name was Marc Spoon

lol the ever so fit Marc Spoon, he couldnt make her bouce on 10 springs

that is the smelliest joke ive heard in oooooo.... a week

smelly jokes rock

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damn right, its also like the first post ive written in like months.

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Originally posted by PSi damn right, its also like the first post ive written in like months.

damn we thought we had got rid of you!

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer damn we thought we had got rid of you!

He finally took a chance to remove the stone that covered the hole we put him in

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Originally posted by jploveparade He finally took a chance to remove the stone that covered the hole we put him in

yeh dammit, next time - bigger stone!

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He finally took a chance to remove the stone that covered the hole we put him in

ROFL!!!

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Originally posted by PSi "Four-sprung duck technique".

Vorsprung Dyk Technik

Yes! What do I win?

It's a true story. Apparently he didn't have the cash to pay her so he told her to put it on his bill.