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Russian man freezes penis to bus shelter A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating. The young man was on his way home from a bar in the southern city of Stavropol, in temperatures of -30C. He stopped to urinate, leaning against the bus shelter for support, but swayed at a crucial moment and his penis stuck to the frozen metal. The BBC reports the man was apparently taken by surprise by the cold temperatures, as Stavropol is normally one of the warmest Russian regions. A large crowd gathered, shouting advice. Finally passerby Valery Levchenko was able to free the man using a kettle of warm water borrowed from a chemist. The man reportedly refused further medical help before running off. Story filed: 09:28 Friday 10th January 2003

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Arj1o1... where the heck do you collect these news?

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i like how the water was from a chemist...what the fuck is that....

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oi, what they don't mention is that there's a 100% chance that this "young man" was piss drunk

typical picture: a drunk guy hugging a light pole or leaning against a bus shelter. you have to be russian to understand the hilarity

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yeah, he was drunk. Which is like normal in russia.

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Originally posted by Mental Exodus yeah, he was drunk. Which is like normal in russia.

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pssssh thats not new, ive done that beofre

lmao

agh... the embarassment...

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last night my friend and his friend went to piss on the school building @ 2 am and, reading this, i wished them to get stuck to the school wall or something so that the cops would find them and make fun of them and then take them to emergency room where the doctors would make fun of them, and then the parents would laugh too and next week there would be an article in the school newspaper about two teens peeing on the school and stupidly gettin frozen and the whole school would laugh

well, they didn't get frozen to anything, but they did get stopped by cops who acted anal because, apparently, my friend and his friend were underaged and walking at 2 am on the streets. WTF? that reminds me to not ride my bike at 1:30am anymore

but i'm ROTFLMFAO. that'll teach them to pee on the school.

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