Sing to the tune:

"If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing, Some things we prefer not knowing.
Though our ignorance is showing, Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

Yee Haw!

Can't wait for the armagedeon remix of that!

rewind !

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there should be SOME mention of oil in there somewhere, cuz, as we all know, that's the REAL reason they're pushing for war...

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Originally posted by Alccode there should be SOME mention of oil in there somewhere, cuz, as we all know, that's the REAL reason they're pushing for war...

Then you need to hear this remix: (not as good though)

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq!

If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
If your equities are falling,
And your losses are appalling,
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq!

If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq.
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq.
If the euro keeps on climbing,
Put your trust in W's timing,
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq!

If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq.
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq.
If the GDP is shrinking,
And W's back to drinking,
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq!

If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
If my polls are falling,
And Congress is stalling,
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq!

If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq.
If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq.
If the GOP is hurting,
And November looks uncertain,
If the GOP is hurting, bomb Iraq!

If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq.
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq.
If the talk has turned to Harken,
And that Krugman-dawg is barking,
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq!

Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq.
Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq.
If they're checking Halliburton,
And for Cheney jail looks certain,
If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq!

If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq.
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq.
If your brother is a turkey,
And Florida's going bazerk-y,
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq!

If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq.
If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq.
If the pundits call you moron,
Then it's time to get your war on,
If the pundits call you moron, bomb Iraq!

If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq.
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq.
If Noelle gets caught with crack,
And the twins drop booze for smack,
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq!

To divert public attention, bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention,
From the doings of your henchmen,
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq!

To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq.
To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq.
You can run us out of oil, With the Middle East aboil,
To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq!?

lol, i like that version much more, and not only for the oil reference..

but seriously, oil is the only reason. i remember reading how during one of the "security sessions" or war sessions or whatever the fuck they have, they unanimously agreed (the american government, or whatnot) that :

"Securing the oil fields is priority No. 1" no joke.

(during the 1991 gulf war, iraq set fire to their oil fields so that the americans couldn't set their hands on them -- so now they want to "finish the job" - i.e. get the oil once and for all..lol... and then determine who gets how much, if at all. woot! one more step towards world domination!)

i.e. "who cares bout the iraqi people, let's just bomb them and shoot up their cities.. we want our oil!!!

green paper in our pockets = eternal happiness and world domination!! wooo!"



edit: oh yeah, second priority is " lets test out all of our new high tech military weapons cuz, as we know, we have to be able to start wars somehow!"