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do u stick or flick
i was a sticker..i would wipe my boogies on things..i dont care if its even mine or not..sometimes i even wipe them on my friends. my one friend is a flicker..i hate him..he annoys me..hes always trying to flick boogies on me..but all they do is get stuck on his pointer finger..then he tries to flick again and they get stuck on his thumb..when he gets real frustrated he tries to use his other hand to flick em off...the boogie just gets stuck on the other hand then. by the time he gets on boogie on my i got three or four good ones on him.
i always thought my method was better until today. i was cleaning my office..i mean really cleaning it and i looked under my desk and chair. there were at least 8,000 boogies stuck to the bottom of them. i needed a chisel to get all the crusties off my furniture. my friend, the flicker, came over and i explained my dilemma. he then explained the advantages of the flick. if u flick..u can spread the wealth all over the room. boogies dont get stock piled in one place. they also have a better chance of landing somewhere no one can get at, like a high ceiling or behind a couch. as he was finishing up his explanation he goes "see like this" and flicked a boogie right at my face..i had no time to react and the boogie went right into my mouth..it had some good velocity and hit me in the back of the throat. im not sure if i swallowed it or if i was lucky enough to cough it out..but i am not happy. yes it was a one in a million shot, like luke skywalker in star wars battleing the death star, but it was a quality shot and all the boogies i have wiped on him cant even come close to comparing to that one shot.
so in summation, i say go with the flick, its not as acurate, but when it works its god damn dangerous.
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