This is a funny story from easywarez.com. This is not me, but another user there. Everybody was having a great laugh out of this, so I thought I share it with you here.

Enjoy.

Ok...here is the scenario.
Christmas eve...been saving a load for about a week..god fearing wife says she wants to get pregnant, I figure the more in reserve the better. She tells me all of a sudden that we should try next month.
I decide to put on a pron movie and do a little pulling. Well since I was saving for so long some of it ends up on my cheek..all the sudden the wife comes bouncing down the stairs. I pull a shirt (hers) over my lap to cover my pearls and she sits next to me and says "what's under the towel?"
I am thinking well I am going to get busted in about 5seconds so I start to tell her when she says " ahh are you wrapping a prize for me...I said "yes it is Christmas eve what do u think? go back upstairs so Ican finish wrapping it" she then kisses me on the opposite cheeck and goes to bed. I am thinking close call..whew. I clean things up and go upstairs and throw her shirt in what I thought was the dirty clothes basket...she gets up and says she has to wrap something for me..she gets the pearl laden shirt out of the CLEAN clothes basket and puts it on... she starts jumping around going ahhh what's all over my shirt..I tell her that the cat puked all over the floor and I used the shirt to clean it up (very dark and she couldn't tell) She starts crying and goes to the bathroom to heave..I feel a little better that I didn't get busted so I draw her a bath...she is all sad and decides that maybe we should start on the baby thing tonight. DAMN IT...no more ammo, so I act like I have a headache and go to bed.
Well the next morning her family comes over for Christmas...and we all decide to watch tv....guess what I had left in the vcr???
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hahaha! funny shit! lol!

Damn that guy had quite a story to tell!

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lol. omg...hehehe. good one!

hehe, that's a good one...LOL

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I hate stories, they are not visualy atractive..

that was some funny shit

Funny sh*t indeed

ROFL --> that was a good 1.

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haha good story, yea leaving porn in the vcr suck.! doh!
pece

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