>Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for seven
>days.
>Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where
>were
>you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
>downwards
>through the clouds. "Look son, look at what I'm after making".
>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied
>"It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on It. I've named it
>Earth
>and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For
>example,
>there's North America and South America. North America is going To be
>rich
>and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them, that
>will
>be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in
>the
>North and another one of blacks in the South."
>Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"
>"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special
>place.
>That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful
>mountains,
>lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline. These people here are
>going to be great crack and they're going to be found travelling the
>world.
>They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going
>to
>give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for
>which
>people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."
>Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly
>startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said
>there
>was going to be balance..?"
>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the shower of cúnts I'm
>putting
>next door to them."

:P :P :P

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Originally posted by donegalredneck >Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for seven >days. >Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where >were >you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed >downwards >through the clouds. "Look son, look at what I'm after making". >Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied >"It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on It. I've named it >Earth >and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For >example, >there's North America and South America. North America is going To be >rich >and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them, that >will >be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in >the >North and another one of blacks in the South." >Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?" >"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special >place. >That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful >mountains, >lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite coastline. These people here are >going to be great crack and they're going to be found travelling the >world. >They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going >to >give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for >which >people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink." >Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly >startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said >there >was going to be balance..?" >God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the shower of cúnts I'm >putting >next door to them." :P :P :P

mmm. good for you.


and you posted this on a trance board.

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lol quality

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ha you're the ****
go eat some lucky charms

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go eat some lucky charms

oh fuck off is it a crime for Irish people to have jokes about the English? because theres like 500 million Irish jokes English people say 24/7, I get told them all the time and to be honest some revenge is fucking good for once.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan oh fuck off is it a crime for Irish people to have jokes about the English? because theres like 500 million Irish jokes English people say 24/7, I get told them all the time and to be honest some revenge is fucking good for once.

Calla I was joking, I found the joke quite funny, just wanted to make the poor lad squirm for a bit.
sorry

lol chill, I'm only mucking around to Az .

haha is quite a good joke though, I might get the bastard who calls me Paddy at work all the time with it.

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i actually didnt get the joke at all until now when u mentioned lucky charms

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer i actually didnt get the joke at all until now when u mentioned lucky charms

neither did I

i havent read it, and i dont suppose i will be doing so anytime soon.

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