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Turbotrance
***Turbotrancer***



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Ireland
Jester Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

40-ish...........................49
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>> > Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
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>> > Athletic.........................No tits
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>> > Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
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>> > Beautiful........................Pathological liar
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>> > Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
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>> > Educated.......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
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>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
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>> > Feminist.........................Fat
>> >
>> > Free spirit......................Junkie
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>> > Friendship first...............Former $lut
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>> > Fun...............................Annoying
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>> > Gentle...........................Dull
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>> > Good Listener...............Autistic
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>> > New-Age......................Body hair problems
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>> > Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
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>> > Open-minded.................Desperate
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>> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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>> > Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
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>> > Poet...............................Depressive
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>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch
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>> > Romantic.......................Frigid
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>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket
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>> > Voluptuous....................Very Fat
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>> > Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
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>> > Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
>> >
>> > Widow...........................Murderer


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DaveSZ
When The Levee Breaks



Registered: Jan 2003
Location: ATX

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Made my day man.


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bassaholix
TrancEateer



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia

LOL now this is funny!


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HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel

lol
nice......

so true too!!!!


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udham
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Vega

hahahahaha .. that's the best post in a while!

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Veldrid
As evil as they come!



Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Canton, Ohio

>> > Widow...........................Murderer



HAHAHA


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Audio Beverage
Addicted



Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Adelaide
Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance

>> >
>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket


Old Post Mar-15-2003 11:00  Australia
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DJ APX
[ t®åNç€Åðï©tïØn ]™



Registered: Dec 2002
Location: In The Box
Exclamation Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch

Sad but true .


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Blake613
Grr.



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: San Francisco
Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Free spirit......................Junkie


Nice. So true!

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Jimykik
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Helena, Montana

Quality with a capital K man.

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DarkFall01
Fernando Alonso



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Zürich

Hahaha, its soooo true...

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SuperFarStucker
1380 fp/s



Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Seattle, WA

quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
Hahaha, its soooo true...
now i just wanna know what your doing checkin out personals


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...
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...
Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the
thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams...

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