The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech. He walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.
They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well, Mr. Ambassador, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Iraqi whispers, "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Whites and Asians and Jews, but never any Arabs.
He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek.'" President Bush chuckles and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...

Not really a joke but i reckon this is what's on Bush's mind...

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That's probably the first time I've ever seen an x-ray of a blowjob.Interesting

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Originally posted by bassaholix The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech. He walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well, Mr. Ambassador, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers, "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Whites and Asians and Jews, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek.'" President Bush chuckles and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future... Not really a joke but i reckon this is what's on Bush's mind...

Some where i read that some people think that in this show the arabs are the klingons.... like the wild murdorous wierd ppl. dont know if thats true.

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper That's probably the first time I've ever seen an x-ray of a blowjob.Interesting

intersting, isn't it.

that guy wont be having any kids

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Originally posted by Neo nEro that guy wont be having any kids

i dont think he cares, looks like he's getting head from a guy anyways.

mmmmmm....skeleton sex....mmmmmmmm......