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Snoop is dead, all flags are at half mass...
Snoop Stepanov, the most succefull singer, of Novistrana was supposed to represent our country at the Eurovision Song contest tonight. He was found dead this morning, first report sudgest a death by
Iodine cause by the amount of salt in his body due to promotional work.
Snoop Stepanov was found dead in the early hours of the morning by room service that was about to deliver some vodka and some fries to our much loved star. Fans in Latvia have been queuing outside the hotel and are deposing potatoes as a gesture of love, more than 2 tons have already been collected.
Iodine is usually add to salt to help the thyroid gland producing the thyroxine and triiodothyronine hormones, stopping you becoming tired, depress and weak. The daily recommended dose of Iodine is around 150 micrograms but Snoop used to take as much as 500 to 1000 times more this amount during the recent month as he eat fries at every interview and photo shoot he made in promoting his latest single "A Russian Spud to the Head"
He seems that Snoop was seen vomiting last night and made a lot of trip to the toilet, sympton of Iodine infection, but as these symptoms where Snoop trademark of a good night out no one was worried.
Novistrana is pulling out of the Eurovision song contest as a mark of respect for Snoop. Our President is asking all citizen to remember our great cultural ambassador by wearing black harmband for men and black thong for women 'That's what he would have wanted' say his assistant.
Snoop memorabilia have now become collector items and we heard of some people stocking up Snoop CD and T-Shirt in hoping to make a fortune in 10 year times as experts predict that Snoop could become the second more collectable artist of this planet after Elvis.
Snoop last video is still available online for you to remind him by...
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LinK to original article...
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