No, It's not his latest album, but a probe in the autopsy revealed some very disturbing evidence.
Everyone seems to think rival for number 1 producer Tiesto was behind it, but it has been revealed tonight that steve had an 8 a day sunflower seed addiction, one that over a course of time, would not only produce a lovely summer flower, but could kill him.
This leads us to believe that it may not be murder, but they are still unsure, as the accused DJ was seen in the vicinity at the time of the murder, however, steves closest friends think he was depressed from the attention he was recieving and could not handle it.
Police appeal for witnesses to call 1-800-freddiestaratemyhamster
Aug-02-2003 23:44
Martin McG
Old School TA
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Glasgow
8 a day sunflower habit
OMFG
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Aug-02-2003 23:46
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
In a Further happening, Police are looking for Local Sunflower Seed Dealer, Gerry the Gerbil
Aug-02-2003 23:49
joeh
NIAT
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
quote:
Originally posted by Ian^ In a Further happening, Police are looking for Local Sunflower Seed Dealer, Gerry the Gerbil
The police have also issued this picture of Gerry the Gerbil.
The police urge caution and ask you not to approch the gerbil.
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Aug-02-2003 23:58
allstar
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Québeccity,Québec,Canada
I'm still convinced it's Tiesto... I mean look at his latest production "Traffic". Show an evil streak in him!
Rumour is Steve was subjected to listen to Tiesto mix for 32 hours solid... He only survived the first 15 minutes.
Steve knew he had talent. He's not the sort to end his life like that. Tiesto is to blame. Tiesto's mixing is to blame. Steve's death shall be avenged!
Aug-03-2003 00:07
INDY
all you need is love
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: New York New York
lmfao is this a joke?????? who the hell is steve hampster????and why is tiesto behind it?????
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Aug-03-2003 00:20
allstar
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Québeccity,Québec,Canada
quote:
Originally posted by politicsofdancin
lmfao is this a joke?????? who the hell is steve hampster????and why is tiesto behind it?????
This is no joke indy... a very serious matter indeed!
Aug-03-2003 00:23
Martin McG
Old School TA
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Glasgow
one of the most talented producers has been murdered!
its a disgrace to trance!
im sure tiesto and gerry the gerbil set steve up!
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Aug-03-2003 00:30
chris_norris
Funk'd
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Manchester Uni/Wigan
quote:
Originally posted by big dave
one of the most talented producers has been murdered!
its a disgrace to trance!
im sure tiesto and gerry the gerbil set steve up!
Perhaps it was some sort of love triangle?
Who knows? All I know is that something smells very fishy, like a large, rotten trout. Steve would never take his own life for sure!
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Aug-03-2003 00:42
GrimReaper
Relic of a past life
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Espoo, Finland
I believe it was a well planned r3drum, all because of jealousy.
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Aug-03-2003 01:06
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
it was murder
steve hamster had more skillz than tiesto did...so he killed him.
Aug-03-2003 02:37
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
tiesto's responsible! he fed Steve's addiction! that cracker bastard, feeding poor Steve those nasty things.
Tijs, your time is up. The authorities aren't blind.
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