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I know this is fucked up, but you said coming back from a gay bluc and running into a pole. I laughed, but i felt bad about it.
yeah thats fucked. in all my years of crazy fuck drinking, i have never even 1 time touched my keys with the intent to drive. I have beaten the shit out of people trying to drive, and I do it to this day. They get a 1 warning system "dude gimme your keys, you arent driving"
"No, fuck off"
*sound of fist pushing all of the air out of someones lungs, followed by me taking the keys from a feebly clutching hand*
"thank you"
Drunk driving will not be tolerated. its fucked up too many lives.
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