so im sittin here and im thinkin how creative are the au.ta massive
lets start a story, im bored and procastinating

one day a dog was barking loudly at a tree stump and.....

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i like you

a car driven by jamie oliver runs the dog over...

s obig bird jumps out and lays an egg

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Jeg har ingenting men jeg har alt nar jeg har deg
I have nothing but I have everything when I have you

and causes him to spill his coke all over his girlfriends...

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bright purple dishwasher.

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Jeg har ingenting men jeg har alt nar jeg har deg
I have nothing but I have everything when I have you

the dog fly kicks jamie

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who kills the dog and serves it in a good marinade for big bird

suddenly the purple dishwasher transforms itself into Fidel Castro.

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cbf

Then fidel casto takes out 3 cuban cigars. The first he jammed up jamie olivers wanky pompous english ass. He then jams 2 more up jamies nose. Jamie is now rolling around on the ground saying stupid shit like he always does. While saying anything the first thing that comes to his mind in his annoying shitty accent.

Fidel is laughing hysterically, and then says "IN COMMUNIST CUBA, CIGARS SMOKE YOU!".

shit jamie oliver is annoying

whom at the time is driving an 20 wheeled kiyak along the motorway at 80 miles an hour.. castro stops gets out and asks some random bird how many pancakes would it take to cover the hubcap.. to which he answers none - as icecream has no chunky bits!

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Put your collar down,
Loser.


Whats doing it for me:
Astrix - On Fire (HoMega)

>> Listen to April hard dance demo <<

20 minutes later, Castro lights a bushfire using his beard and a toothpick.

The fire spreads to Marilyn Monroe, who happened to be kissing a turtle at the time.

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a highway patrolman pulls up and asks castro what he is doing talking to a pole in his underpants to which he replies "im trying to find my way to little red riding hoods house"
the officer looks at him and laughs "man your obviously in the wrong place, cause im trying to take a shit here and your chest keeps getting in the way"

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