post ur best one liners that uve made up thru the years


ill go first


im out like the fat kid in dodgeball

im outtie like a belly button

used to get stoned at recess for no reason like jesus gettin charged with treason


this joint has been passed around more times then a slut on new years!

well, i'll just say the ones i actually use

eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

i had the blues because i had no shoes, until upon the street i met a man who had no feet.

i'll put up some more when i remember them.

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Originally posted by Abject Silver early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

that one is great

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why dont u just wrap your legs around my head so i can wear you like a feed bag

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

"sweating like a ****** eating a hotdog" is a personal favorite

i'm out like a boner in sweatpants

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I'm sweating like a ....

whore in church

pedophile on a playground

etc ...


Yes I know, they're very wrong ...

stupid people can't help being stupid, but they shouldn't do stupid things.

peace out cub scout.

like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes.

errRr..

"[some really $hiteyy thing] sucks so much ass that even homos fear it ..."

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The soul is the energy within us,
the music is the sound we hear,
the beat is what we feel,
the trance is the resulting state of mind which one achieves
once the soul, the sound,
and the beat become one.

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Originally posted by daffodil like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes.

rofl

'wha's crack-a-lackin mah happenin cap'n?'
gotta say it mad fast tho

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I'm out like *insert person your talking too's name* and the closet.

You're the disease, I'm the cure.

Emil

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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