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I'm not too flashy just something modest like the Lotus Elise.
This ride is fucking hot!
I personally would hate to own something like a Mclaren parking in the back of the lot, not going out when it rains, the 30,000 dollar maintanence, the 5 miles to the gallon, the heat pouring in throught the front or the back depending on configuration, the worry about scraping the front end as you pull into a gas station, Premium fuels only, having to buy 30 dollars a quart synthetic oils (and having to buy 6 quarts cuz the engines so big), dealing with the ultra fine tuned racing components failing, having to replace those stupid tires which you can't find at any les schwab or discount tire CO. so you have to special order them. Worrying about some snooty fuck keying your shit. FUCK ALLL OF THAT!!!!!!!!
I want a car cheap enough that I don't give a fuck so I can park in the front, I can bust that speed bump at warp speed, SO i can fill er up with 20 dollars, so I don't have to give it maintence for 100,000 miles, or change the oil but every 60,000. I want a car that lets me ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT!!! and the Elise is it baby. No one really has one in America maybe like 20 people do. SO you'd be original more or less, Its rated the most fun ass car ever, I think its the best looking mass production car ever. It handles like Ron Jeremy handles the bitches. Its got the sleek sexy ass, and i am an ass man. Its got the engine mounted directly in the middle with that killer strraight exhuast for that rocket feel, with the steady as a drunk bum handling. YOu can't expect a better vehicle.
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