Sorry if this has been done before, but it';s always a laugh, so..

Ok heres how it works. Each poster writes one line of a story, the following poster then writes the next line. In times of a double reply to the same bit, it is the ruling that the first one stands. Try to keep it clean and clever people.. not dirty and boring. Here's the first line.....

A slight breeze had picked up, as Aplz meandered along the sparsly populated streets of Barrow. He giggled quietly to himself as the wind brushed past his pink

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nostrils. A thought drifted through his mind of the time when

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his best friend got his head stuck in the toilet.

It all happened while he was screwing sheep left and right

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

..of the M4, the road that runs through conveniently remote and sheep populated parts for Wales. His best mate had been..

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driving his truck face down ass up for almost an hour when..

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

when they had decided to stop at the next service station. They parked the car.....

..and proceeded to exit the vehicle, taking care not to accidentally lodge his rather large ass in the trucks door. His partner Gill Bates (Editors Note: not his real name) had, a while earlier, complained of stomach pains, and asked to pull over that the next convenient stop. To which Aplz best mate, Blony Tare had answered..

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:rolls eyes:

double post anyway - continue from first, i.e. mine :P

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take two of these blue pills, and we will see how deep the rabbit hole goes. SO he took the pills and a huge...

Gopher popped out of the ground right in front of him. Aplz shrieked

quote:

Originally posted by sym Gopher popped out of the ground right in front of him. Aplz shrieked

and frantically snorted his last lines of meth as

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."