left my shoes beside the fire to dry last night and when i came down this morning to get em the dogs had been at the, wee c*nts!

love to get themem and throw them in the fire!!

Man, last night I was in the chippy, and some random bird outside was trying to control her full-on rotwheiler-like dog. I came out of the chippy and the lousy runt was snarling at me like i've never heard. I swear the fecker wanted my kebab.

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i'd give my leg before i'd part with my kebab!!

Dogs are men's best friend

Now all you need to do is become a man

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Originally posted by UglyDave left my shoes beside the fire to dry last night and when i came down this morning to get em the dogs had been at the, wee c*nts! love to get themem and throw them in the fire!!

My mates dog ruined my trainers in exactly the same fashion (except he doesnt have a fire).

Other than random outbursts of being dickheads though, dogs are mint and cant really be held resposible for chewing stuff, they are animals after all.

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Originally posted by goose_wh My mates dog ruined my trainers in exactly the same fashion (except he doesnt have a fire). Other than random outbursts of being dickheads though, dogs are mint and cant really be held resposible for chewing stuff, they are animals after all.

Having said that, some people might consider me to be an animal, but I rarely eat their shoes.

And they smell. Cats, on the other hand, keep themselves clean, they dont bark at strangers, they dont whine when you take them to the vets in the car, and they piss off for hours at a time meaning you dont have to look after them full time, hehe.

Cats rule all!! Here's a picture of mine:

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def wouldn't call myself a cat lover..

although yeah, they do have the advantage of keepin themselves clean.. and they make the coolest "miao" sound.. my dogs fuckin stink.. be great if u could crossbreed

the fun of a dog, with the cleanlieness of a cat

2 out of 3 or my dogs:

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Originally posted by UglyDave 2 out of 3 or my dogs:

What type of dog is that? is it a king charles spaniel.. theyre mint, so mental they never hang around for more than 5 seconds.

defo dogs to cats. Dogs are loyal, fun, have great personalities.


Cats - cats are boring, demanding, vein. Cats, i hate them passionately.

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Art in the Park Courtesy of PISE & the Ravin' Beauties

this happened years back I went to bed one night and left my leeds utd shirt at the end of the bed. Woke up next morning to find that my cat had done a big runny shit all over it

But it made me laugh in the end, cos my cat obviously thought they were 'Shit'

Oh and another thing.........

I fucking hate mouthy jack russels all they do is bark, there a pain in the ass! snappy little buggers