Engineering Pick-up Lines

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

tried too hard to be funny...

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Originally posted by kewlness Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

yeah how about we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between me and you with varying applied forces?

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Originally posted by kewlness Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

ok this is flawed..cos 1000 Mhz = 1Ghz..which dumbass wrote this??


anwyasy the rest were rather funny

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lol!

who has a pentium 7, 1ghz anyways?

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen

how about :

You have the nicest X^2 curves i have ever seen!

About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark...

How about...

Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

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Originally posted by Arg About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark... How about... Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

or how bout

"wanan see if my floppy disk works in ur floppy drive??"

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um.....



best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck?


i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

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Hah pretty funny!
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing

it's a trap!!!

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Originally posted by whiskers um..... best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck? i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

You forgot the second part:

When you get shot down you follow up with:

Is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question.

It probably wont work 99% of the time but It only has to work once.

that was way too technical to be funny...

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