I think one of the most frustrating things on earth is when you REALLY need to blow your nose and there are like 3 fucking tissues left in the box and they have fallen back into the bottom and you have to stick your hand in there and scrabble your nails trying to get a hold and then you cant get just one so you grab the whole wad and then your fist is to big to get out so you grab the sides of the box and rip it to shreds and then you have to pull the tissue apart by grabbing an edge and flapping the shit out of the pile causing it all to fly everywhere and FINALLY you blow your nose
...PANT PANT PANT

and now you have tissues everywhere and a tore ass box.





that was my rant. im calmer now.

LOL

/me hands Orbax a full box for next time.

i dont have any tissues, but i have a crayola marker on my desk. here, have it.

im going to buy crayons for university. I want to turn in important papers all crayoned up. Thats going to be awesome.

I hate it when I have a runny nose then I wake up in the morning and I have a whole night's worth of boogers in my nose then I blow my nose and I get 999999999999999999999999999999999 boogers.

I hate stuffed crust boogers that stick under your nail. Its the sick boogers that never dry and in the morning wont blow out and tissues dont have enough of an edge to get out even with a finger in there. You need bare nail and then its all under nail... rawr!

3 things:

1. sleeves. a friend of mine simply picks up a random shirt from the floor and does his dirty deed. so disgusting, i'm wondering, just with what charm did he pick up his 3rd girlfriend in 6 months (now, staying with them is a whole different can of worms)


2. you should use the tissues for NOSE BLOWING only, you know, not for other thing (such as fapping)


3. damn, i thought this thread was gonna be a major rant about how we need to stop thinking inside the fucking box and be more creative / having more common sense / etc. oh well.

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Next time just buy a brand of tissues with the elevator thing at the bottom of the box... I think Kleenex has one.

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Originally posted by whiskers 2. you should use the tissues for NOSE BLOWING only, you know, not for other thing (such as fapping)

I find their good for fapping...what else would you use?

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Originally posted by whiskers 3. damn, i thought this thread was gonna be a major rant about how we need to stop thinking inside the fucking box and be more creative / having more common sense / etc. oh well.

Hehe, im not THAT weird.

I think it's more frustrating when you need to sneeze, but then don't. Damn, that's annoying!!

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Originally posted by Streakfury I think it's more frustrating when you need to sneeze, but then don't. Damn, that's annoying!!

its funny as hell when it happens to other people tho
if you see someone taking a deep breath right as they're about to sneeze just wave a lot and yell 'DONT SNEEZE!!!!!'
they hold their breath while squinting, start to open their mouth, then get really annoyed

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