I just finished reading this book about a woman who gives birth to a monster, and it got me thinking. If a troll burst into my house and started tearing shit up, and I couldnt calm its ass down, I would be happy since I would be able to fight this thing

any thoughts? imagine taking on like a 4ft monster with various household objects that can inflict bodily harm upon a monster that is invading your home

stop trolling u troll

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Originally posted by Perfect_Cheezit I just finished reading this book about a woman who gives birth to a monster, and it got me thinking. If a troll burst into my house and started tearing shit up, and I couldnt calm its ass down, I would be happy since I would be able to fight this thing any thoughts? imagine taking on like a 4ft monster with various household objects that can inflict bodily harm upon a monster that is invading your home

what book was this? would you recommend it?

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the book is The Fifth Child but its more metaphorical...its not as cool as it sounds

Hm...I think I would just run like hell if a troll burst into my house. I guess it would be cool to fight it though provided I was able to kill it since it would make an interesting story.

I thought this was going to be about me

fuck all of you

i always daydream like in the movies
someone says something to piss me off and i just go into a daydream imagining them like trying to throw a punch and my just ducking and landing a knockout punch as i dodge to the side
or maybe a stylish roundhouse
and then i snap back to reality

i'd be up for fighting a 4 foot troll i suppose

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female troll or a male troll?

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Originally posted by Orbax fuck all of you

its ok orbax, i'm here for you. well, not really, but i'm sure sombody is.

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Originally posted by Orbax I thought this was going to be about me fuck all of you

/me changes topic to: What if Orbax busted in your house and started tearing shit up...what would you do????

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Originally posted by tranceDJ /me changes topic to: What if Orbax busted in your house and started tearing shit up...what would you do????

spray windex in his bloodshot eyes.

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