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George Smiley
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Registered: Jan 2004
Location: 9 Bywater Street, Chelsea, London

2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...(warning, sick joke!)

2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...

One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese"

Sorry

Feb-11-2004 21:25 England

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Yan
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Wano

Re: 2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...(warning, sick joke!)

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Originally posted by George Smiley
2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall...

One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese"

Sorry

Who what when where??!

Feb-12-2004 00:51

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smokeape
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie

WTF? Must be local humor.

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Feb-12-2004 01:15

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nchs09
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum

FAP FAP FAP

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Feb-12-2004 01:16

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trunks1022
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: forest hills TA #?

where's the humor in that.

Feb-12-2004 01:18 Hong Kong

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Genesis Evolved
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Don't do drugs

Feb-12-2004 02:16 Denmark

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Krypton
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas

blu eeh scottish humah!!

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Mikado
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Fort Mcmurray

F U put a Waste of time warning when u post shit like this.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED ARJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb-12-2004 15:39 Canada

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George Smiley
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Registered: Jan 2004
Location: 9 Bywater Street, Chelsea, London

God! If it doesn't happen in America ay?!

Cockle Picking Disaster

19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...

Actually we shouldn't laugh, it was a terrible thing to happen. In fact, the only reason they drown was due to a break down in communications. Apperently they had been warned to come back when the sea got to knee high, its just that Nee Hi was sat at the top of the cliff!

Ho ho ho

I'm actually amazed at the speed these jokes came out. Two days later! After sep 11th it was at least 5 days before we started to hear all the classics and even longer (bout a week) before everybody started pissing themselves at Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!)

Feb-12-2004 19:10 England

magik_ss
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Toronto

What is going on here?

Feb-12-2004 20:36 Serbia

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DarkFall01
Fernando Alonso

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Zürich

quote:
Originally posted by George Smiley

19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...

Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!)