Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA / Milwaukee, WI
"The Passion Of The Christ" Knocks 'Em Dead!
All you heathens better stay home...
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Woman Collapses During Showing of "The Passion Of The Christ"
Wichita, Kansas
KAKE News
Feb. 25, 2004
A woman collapsed in an East Wichita theatre this morning, during a showing of "The Passion Of The Christ". The woman, in her 50's, was pronounced dead a short time later at a Wichita medical center.
People viewing the movie at the Warren Theatre East say the woman collapsed during the portion of the movie where the crucifixion of Christ was shown. Nurses who were in the audience gave the woman CPR.
KAKE News will have much more tonight at KAKE News at 5,6 & 10.
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Feb-25-2004 23:17
Cyrus King
Anti NeoCon Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto
oh my lord... the almighty did it... all praise the lord... those in that theatre were sinners! (in redneck accent)
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Feb-25-2004 23:24
Yoepus
Neo-condimist
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ketchup fields, Texas
guess she had a Jesus-attack, I hear those can be quiet smiteful sometimes.
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First the guy who plays Jesus gets struck by lightning, now this? Weird...
Feb-26-2004 00:49
Dmatrox
something goes here?
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary
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Originally posted by Galapidate
First the guy who plays Jesus gets struck by lightning, now this? Weird...
Everyone needs to realize the logic in this. First realize that he was standing on top of a hill. Then realize that when there is lightening it will most likely hit objects that are close to the sky. That is why are you not supposed to stand under a tree while it is raining with lightening around. Remember Newton and his kite? Yeah.
Feb-26-2004 01:36
TwoPlow
good god, man
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: united states
quote:
Originally posted by Dmatrox
Remember Newton and his kite? Yeah.
Newton didn't fly the kite, Ben Franklin did.
Kind of ironic. Not as funny as the lightning thing though. Logic and explinations or not.
Feb-26-2004 04:17
Dmatrox
something goes here?
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary
right, Franklin, my bad
Feb-26-2004 04:25
nic01445
Was guckst du?
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: HERE AND NOW
quote:
Originally posted by Dmatrox
right, Franklin, my bad
he is the one who invented electricity, right?
"BEN FRANKLIN DIDN'T INVENT ELECTRICITY! I INVENTED ELECTRICITY! BEN FRANKLIN IS THE DEVIL!"
Feb-26-2004 05:02
Palestinian
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
you mean discovered electricity
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Feb-26-2004 05:07
Dmatrox
something goes here?
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary
lol, discovered, not invent
Feb-26-2004 05:08
nic01445
Was guckst du?
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: HERE AND NOW
quote:
Originally posted by Palestinian
you mean discovered electricity
aw come on. It's from that adam sandler movie. oh yeah, Waterboy.
Feb-26-2004 05:13
priveye03
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Bergen, Norway
Didn't the actor get hit twice or is that just a rumour I heard?
