Humans are the worst..
humans are the worst.....
today in school, sarah and i and our friends were at our lil lunch table minding our own business when all of the sudden the bell rings and one of satan's little elf's came up to us, and she was like you and you, and points to me and sarah, she's like i need you in the office.. so we go and we're like oh shit.. because we didn't know what was going on.. so we get in there to see 2 of our friends sitting in her lil office.. and she was like a girl in your class says you 4 have been saying untrue things about her and we were like oh god.. it's ambur.. and sure enough! it was.. she's the dumbest human i have ever met.. she's 'pregnant'.. so she says.. and all of us jumped right on it.. if you come in class crying and carrying on everyday and take your business and shove it down our throats, what the fuck.. you're going to get our opinion.. if she is supposedly 'pregnant' then why the fuck does she sit there and brag about smoking cigarettes dipped in cocaine? why does she smoke numerous blunts everyday?? everybody KNOWS she does it but when it and she acts so fucking proud of it.. but when it came down to it today.. she was too much of a fucking coward to own the fuck up.. i hate when people brag about shit that they can't own up to.. she sat there at lunch one day and tried to say how ignorant this girl was for smoking weed around her 2 year old kid.. when isn't it just as bad if not worse.. to smoke crack and weed while your fucking kid is still in you?!! me and my friend megan told her that and she stormed off like ''oh well i went down from 5 blunts to one joint a day''.. and i mean, i don't have any problem with people doing drugs, but not when you're pregnant.. she's such a moron.. she tries to come off like she's all big and bad, then when it comes down to it.. she had to go behind all of our backs and lie to the principal about her fucking drug habbits and get us in trouble.. on top of all that she has a fucking BROWN TOOTH.. ha... god.. wtf......... humans are like zombies.. they'er the worst!
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