bwaahhh hahah i'm only joking

well.. i'll die eventually, but i havn't been told of anything that's gonna happen any time soon.

anyways, now that i've gotten ur attention i'm gonna tell u about an accident i had at work today.

i work in a supermarket. and between the warehouse & store there's a shutter & a plastic flap. the shutter only goes down at night, where as the flap goes up&down as we need to go in & out.

so, the flap was down and i pressed the button which makes it go up.
little did i know that one of the managers put the shutter down a little bit.

anyways. i was foing theough, and the flap was nearly totally up, so i ducked under it to get through quicker. and SMACK! banged my head off the shutter and got a big nasty cut on my eyebrow. and a wee smaller one on my nose.

anyways. the swell manageress give me a plaster
which helped a bunch
thank you LIDL you bunch of wankdogs
if i wasn't such a nice guy i'd sue!

bastards

LIDL

They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though

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Originally posted by jp LIDL They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though

the food in LIDL aint bad really.. the non-food stuff tends to be shite..

seriously, u wouldn't believe the amount of stuff we have returned!!

i look SOO bad with these stitches

think i'll wear am out in future
girls love bad guys dont they??

jp: love the sig clever!

so u didnt nearly die at all

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LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell...

however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh...

incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell... however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh... incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works!

well, maybe they aint that bad.. the food's good! fruit & veg is excellent! anf the scampi is to die for!!

think i'll forge a doctors note sayin i had to get 3 stitches, a new leg & charge for the visit..

Those fake M&M's are

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Originally posted by jp Those fake M&M's are

look for a bar of chocolate which says is called "schgooten" (or something)

and get the one which is "for kids"

it's devine!!

Can't you sue the bastards? In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!

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Originally posted by CynepMeH Can't you sue the bastards? In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!

nah, not in this culture.
we dont sue really. i wish we did. but we dont

i i lost the eye. fair enough.

but it was an accident.
it hurt a bit at the time. but shock numbed it.
it'll be an irritation for a few nites while trying to get to sleep.

but i dont think i deserve any cash settlement.

what would i be entitled to if i were to sue in the US??