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Ok, so here's how I see it happening:
Gummy bears are already out of the running, as any one of the other three tribes could eat them, literally. The Smurfs are way too small to make much of an impact on the battle (as they would be easily trampled underfoot), and they aren't known for being geniuses (which could make up for their small stature).
This leaves the Carebears and the Ewoks. After a refreshing meal of Gummy Bears and a nice round of "Stomp the Smurfs," the real battle would begin. This was a tough decision to make, as the carebears have their special powers that have proven to be useful in combat. However, when it comes right down to it, the Ewoks have more battle knowledge (not to mention stealth training) than the carebears, so the Ewoks would eventually emerge the victors.
I mean, they defended their moon against the Empire. The Empire! And they didn't have advanced technology either, whereas the Empire had enough resources and technology to construct the death star. And about the stealth thing - they can hide really fucking well in the forest, as seen when Luke, Han and Leia are walking in the forest, being watched by the Ewoks, but not seeing them.
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