answer me this !!! Gay men having the magical touch is a new theory of mine.. Stereotypical ? yes.. Logical ? No...

A friend of mine, (who is gay) knows the EXACT spots.. I hate it when someone is giving you a massage.. and it feels like a baby bird is pecking you on your shoulders.. Yes, dont get me wrong, I am very thankful for any massage that I receive.. but it is just interesting to feel the different techniques everyone uses.

Anyways, my friend has hands of pure magic.. as do some other gay friends of mine.. I love it how they work it hard, not soft and fragile. Sometimes, an elbow is used to massage instead of the hand.. he massages the full length of my arms & back and hits every exact spot, sending me into bliss... He even has me breathe in different patterns. On the other hand.. I have friends who give me a massage and it only makes me tense up even more, that is.. if I can even feel it due to my hysterical laughing. Any theories as to why homosexuals give the best massages, dress in style, are always more clean, smell the best, are a blast to shop with, give all the best makeup tips and have the best taste in art and decoration and look pretty while doing it all ??? ahaha..

If I have kids; boys that is... I'm going to raise them to be gay

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its impossible to turn gay, i think that gay people will be gone in 50 years, they will eliminate the gay gene and existing gay people will die out

gayness will be history, they'll have gay exhibits in museums and stuff

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses I love it how they work it hard, not soft and fragile.

Ummm.... yea your definatly gay. Nothing wrong with that. But yea, definatly triggering my GAYDAR.

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Originally posted by mndeg its impossible to turn gay, i think that gay people will be gone in 50 years, they will eliminate the gay gene and existing gay people will die out gayness will be history, they'll have gay exhibits in museums and stuff

as for you... your just a retard.

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um, i think shes a girl
HAHA owned

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Originally posted by Electronicapo1 Ummm.... yea your definatly gay. Nothing wrong with that. But yea, definatly triggering my GAYDAR.

im a girl If your implying I view girls in a lustful regard, you are quite mistaken my friend Well.. unless they resemble Angelina Jolie .



hahaah mndeg.. just being sarcastic about my wanting of future gay kids, but your post was hilarious in the least

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uh oooo.... I just got served.
your still a retard, but now. we can be retards together.

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I bet they give good hand jobs.....not that i would know or anything like that

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Originally posted by Electronicapo1 uh oooo.... I just got served. your still a retard, but now. we can be retards together.

aahhaaa. there would definatlely be no worries in the world, being retards together that is....


I don't find the male species taking pointers from the Homo male species retarded by any means... it needs to be done.. and FAST !!!

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Originally posted by TweeK I bet they give good hand jobs.....not that i would know or anything like that

hey heyyy... come on now .. if your going to post a triggering statement like that.. you at least have to tell the story !! orrr.. maybe there isn't one ?..

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never!

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Any theories as to why homosexuals give the best massages, dress in style, are always more clean, smell the best, are a blast to shop with, give all the best makeup tips and have the best taste in art and decoration and look pretty while doing it all ??? ahaha..

basically they have a womans mind in a mans body, really simple

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Ooo i wasnt calling you a retard... sorry. I was refering to mndeg, and his/her theroy on gays. In fact now that I know your a girl I have a crush on you, will you go out with me?

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