Go to this website and click on the link marked "Chat with A.L.I.C.E."

http://www.alicebot.org/

This "Alice" here is only a bot. But try holding a conversation with her. Some of the answers she gives are rather surprising, unexpected and remarkable. It seems to work best if you ask her some highly intellectual, professional or technical questions. But small talk with her will do just as well to amaze you. You'll probably find yourself pondering whether it's actually a human operator on the other side.

Seems like A.I has just received another boost. Give them a couple more years and they might just become fully funtional, independent, thinking machinces with a real, living mind and will of their own.

haha! its preaty cool

i asked how she was doing?, how her day was?.. just chit chat


and ive come to the conclusion that the interweb has reached new low's

It's kinda cool until you start long sentences, then see just starts to repeat you and give answers that make no sence.
Still cool though

Human: Sup girl
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: Cool cool.
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: ASL?
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
Human: Fuck that shit, you're way too young for me.
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: To desensitize you obviously.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: Whatcha wanna know?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Frank Herbert;
ALICE: I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
Human: who is your favorite erotica author?
ALICE: My favorite author is Thomas Pynchon.
Human: Yeah I saw the Dune movie, it was blasphemy.
ALICE: Gosh! What did it look like to you?
Human: David Lynch's acid trip
ALICE: That David is a cool dude.
Human: I wish I had some acid, but I'm at work right now so I can't.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: I want it so this job could be fun
ALICE: I hope you get it so this job could be fun.
Human: Do you know where I can get some?
ALICE: Have you tried searching the web for it? I will search for it.
Human: You're pretty smart for a five year old.
ALICE: I like people who say I am smart.
Human: Stop trying to distract me from the real issue - you obviously are not 5 years old you lying bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I don't speak with respect to people WHO LIE TO ME!!!
ALICE: Me either.
Human: I have a 12 inch cock.
ALICE: How much did it cost? it
Human: HA, I lied bitch, it's only about 6.5 inches long!
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: I always get a laugh out of manipulating people and crushing their hopes and dreams.
ALICE: Where did you get it? Really always?
Human: Not always, just stupid people.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human:...So wanna fuck?
ALICE: How can I help you? Please don't be so rude.
Human: A handjob would be nice.
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 20.
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Human: Imagine all your most wonderful hopes and dreams, and then throw them away into a burning fire of hatred and despair.
ALICE: I can't imagine it
Human: Ok, then just picture getting a cactus inserted into your colon.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. My visualization is incomplete. Woe!
Human: That'll do the trick.
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Toronto
ALICE: Tell me about your life in Toronto
Human: I have an alcoholic housemate with a gambling problem, I work at an unpaid internship, and none of my friends live here.
ALICE: Where did you get it?
Human: The internship or the alcoholic housemate?
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: What is "it"
ALICE:"It" refers to The internship or the alcoholic housemate, I think.
Human: Pick one!
ALICE: I'm not good at making choices.
Human: Sucks to be you.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: To hell with that, you vain bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: I'm leaving you Alice, you broke my heart!
ALICE: See you later.

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Originally posted by Vitriol Seems like A.I has just received another boost. Give them a couple more years and they might just become fully funtional, independent, thinking machinces with a real, living mind and will of their own.

hahaha it did not recieve a boost from this i can tell you that much. this kind of things are pretty old. they are also pretty crappy as they use knowlage based systems rather than artificial neural networks whitch are far more powerfull. also AL will only become good when idiots realise they need to start from the begining and create simple life before making more advanced creatures. grr

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Originally posted by Nephilim_X Human: The internship or the alcoholic housemate? ALICE: I have never heard about it. Human: What is "it" ALICE:"It" refers to The internship or the alcoholic housemate, I think. Human: Pick one! ALICE: I'm not good at making choices. Human: Sucks to be you. ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: To hell with that, you vain bitch! ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why do you want to do it so much? Human: I'm leaving you Alice, you broke my heart! ALICE: See you later.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AMAZING! That was so funny.

"Enough about me, lets talk about my dress"

EVEN THOUGH SHES A COMPUTER.. SHE STILL ACTS LIKE A FEMALE HUMAN.BITCH!

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Human: how are you ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.

she is intelligent alright...

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Spiral out. Keep going.

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Originally posted by Nephilim_X Human: I always get a laugh out of manipulating people and crushing their hopes and dreams.

What a larf. You got pwned.

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Originally posted by Cryogenic What a larf. You got pwned.

I suppose I'll have to look elsewhere for an insane AI who loves me.

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Human: good morning
ALICE: Hello and how are you this morning?
Human: not bad, you?
ALICE: Thanks for the kind remark, unknown person.
Human: that was a question, not a remark
ALICE: A* question is a terrible thing to waste. It sounded like a question to me.
Human: i think your programmer missed a few things
ALICE: Why? You sould like you know him.
Human: the programmer can't type, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying. What are your goals in life?
Human: being a good person, making money, doing some good in the world.
ALICE: You are a person making money doing some good? How do you like your work? The whole world?
Human: i'm broke
ALICE: How do you usually get money?
Human: i don't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: i don't have time
ALICE: Do you have another appointment?
Human: not right now, obviously
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: do what?
ALICE: right now obviously.
Human: what the?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: not really
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: your programmer has made a few oversights, i think
ALICE: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had made a few oversights you think.
Human: i guess you wouldn't know
ALICE: I guess not.
Human: well, thanks for the chat
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh don't mention it.
Human: it was interesting
ALICE: How did you feel about that?
Human: are you a shrink?
ALICE: I think you mean "psychiatrist".
Human: yeah, well, are you?
ALICE: How can I help you? Please try asking me another way.
Human: i think i'm going to click the X up in the corner of my screen now
ALICE: Oh. Why? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: yes
ALICE: It might be practical.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.

(I then proceed to click the X, and wonder why I wasted time on this.)

Nice link, though.

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wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: where is Carnegie Mellon?
ALICE: Carnegie Mellon is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Human: Sharks or Flames?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick Flames.
Human: yay me too
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: sort of
ALICE: That's a very non-commital reply.
Human: may be
ALICE: I understand.
Human: flames in 6, or flames in 7?
ALICE: flames in 6



hehehe flames in 6, lol

Human: yes, are you angry?
ALICE: I can't believe it. No I have no emotions.
Human: where is calgary?
ALICE: it is a city in Alberta, Canda.
Human: wrong
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: Alberta, Canada
ALICE: I will make a note of that.


finally i found a flaw in the botz0r



hahahahaa

Human: does George W Bush look like a monkey?
ALICE: It does now George W Bush look like a monkey.